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Enthusiasm Goes A Long Way

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 8, 2008, 9:26 PM
Enthusiasm Goes A Long Way

1.I hit a bird with my windshield on my way to work and killed it dead. A bit more amusing than the guy on his cellphone who bumped into the back of my car while sitting at the stoplight. For some reason I wasn't in the mood to listen to Prince Hits 2 anymore.

2.I've been looking for an excuse to call someone "a pair of clownshoes" but when the opportunity arises I'm speechless to some drunk "mullet having" redneck making fun of my hairstyle.

3.At work, they take away my weekends then wonder why I don't have more enthusiasm in my voice during my calls. Meanwhile, I envy the unemployed fat guy who sits around and plays nintendo at his moms house. Anything is better than being trapped in a cubicle.

4.I had a jar full of quarters and spent it all at the laundromat, the dryers never got my clothes dry after 5 cycles so now they're damp and soured. I want my quarters back, so I can waste them all in a claw machine that has no grip against plush toys wedged inside so tightly that no man could ever win... yeah, that is what I want.

5.I want an upright bass, a harmonica, and a ping pong table. Is that too much to ask? It is isn't it?

Have I mentioned that I hate my job?
  • Mood: Crazy
  • Listening to: Prince Hits 2
  • Reading: minds
  • Watching: Twin Peaks
  • Playing: dead
  • Eating: Buffalo Wings
  • Drinking: Budweiser

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 33
  • Current Residence: Nowhere Indiana
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
  • Interests: Comedy Comics, Sculpture, Music, Art in general, Oddities in general.
  • Favourite movie: HitchHikers Guide,Grinch Who Stole Christmas,Incredibles,NightmareBeforeChristmas,FearandLoathing
  • Favourite band or musician: Les Claypool, Mike Patton, Robert Smith, Perry Farrell, Danny Elfman, Tom Waits
  • Favourite genre of music: Outsider/Mike Patton style...
  • Favourite artist: Hewlitt and Martin, R.Crumb, Peter Chung,Shel Silverstein, Bill Plympton
  • Favourite poet or writer: William Blake, Shel Silverstein, Peter Chung
  • Favourite photographer: The people who do Planet Earth...or me
  • Favourite style or digital art: Caricature, Surrealism, Underground Comics, Psychodelic
  • Operating System: Scalpels,forceps and a buzzing red light up nose
  • MP3 player of choice: WMP and iPod
  • Shell of choice: Candy Coated Turtle Shell
  • Wallpaper of choice: Jessica Rabbit
  • Skin of choice: Candy Coated Skin that regenerates
  • Favourite game: Bomberman,SecondLife,GTA series,Fusion Frenzy,Smash TV,NeoContra,WOW,Samurai Showdown
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC is all I have
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Tick,Harvey Birdman,Brak,Grim Adventures,MGM,LooneyToons,Fractured Fairy Tales,Clyde Crashcup
  • Personal Quote: If Scotty suddenly found his head would he still be Nobody?
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Pen, Ink and brush, PSP 10,sometimes Polymer Clay

Devious Comments

=scuzzo:iconscuzzo: May 4, 2008, 1:51:32 PM
thanx for the :+fav:s
*scottynobody:iconscottynobody: Apr 26, 2008, 8:41:00 PM
woo hoo 666 page views!!!

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~timmolloy:icontimmolloy: Apr 9, 2008, 12:04:42 AM
hey there! thanks for the watch! :headbang:
*NaagromFrancobvitch:iconNaagromFrancobvitch: Feb 25, 2008, 11:23:08 PM
Lots of thankies! :beer: : )))))))))))

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*PHARAOHSCURSE:iconPHARAOHSCURSE: Feb 25, 2008, 5:55:51 AM
THANKS for the ADD!!!

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~bruno83:iconbruno83: Feb 23, 2008, 5:31:57 AM Mood: Joy
hey scotty, thanks for the watch´n stuff! ;)
~dariusz:icondariusz: Dec 17, 2007, 9:24:22 AM
thanx :)

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~koalacid:iconkoalacid: Oct 28, 2007, 5:11:59 PM
Cheers for the fav :peace:
~Eyeball32000:iconEyeball32000: Oct 24, 2007, 6:45:57 PM
Indiana. Sorry for the late reply... been off of here for a while. :D

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*shunter:iconshunter: Oct 24, 2007, 1:26:00 AM
Thanks so much for faving :-)

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~limejellybean:iconlimejellybean: Oct 21, 2007, 4:47:50 AM
HEllo there!
Thanks for the favourite :)

Great gallery. Peace

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=VivalaVida:iconVivalaVida: Oct 20, 2007, 9:52:01 AM
Thank you very much for the fav ! :hug:

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~missile-me:iconmissile-me: Oct 18, 2007, 6:00:37 PM
haha the jack o lantern is nice so now you can be happy I've uploaded a makeup I did for class with just wolfe brothers face paint :)

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*cityofthemolepeople:iconcityofthemolepeople: Oct 18, 2007, 4:35:25 PM
thanks for the favorite

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~redeye-art:iconredeye-art: Oct 5, 2007, 11:38:59 PM
Thanks Scottyhead( your new name if you found it)
*scottynobody:iconscottynobody: Oct 5, 2007, 9:50:11 AM
Yeah, I like the use of dynamic 2d characters.

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If Scotty suddenly found his head would he still be nobody?
*scottynobody:iconscottynobody: Oct 5, 2007, 9:46:05 AM
Humorous characters. Epic titles, inducing hallucinatory imagery. I call that all kinds of inspiration.

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If Scotty suddenly found his head would he still be nobody?
*scottynobody:iconscottynobody: Oct 5, 2007, 9:41:00 AM
The stuff you do is totally foreign to me. It isn't human and I think that is the appeal to me.

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If Scotty suddenly found his head would he still be nobody?
*scottynobody:iconscottynobody: Oct 5, 2007, 9:37:55 AM
Do you mean Newcastle England or New Castle Indiana?

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If Scotty suddenly found his head would he still be nobody?
~redeye-art:iconredeye-art: Sep 26, 2007, 12:51:22 AM
Thanks for the FAV Scott, nice one
*neogothic-jam:iconneogothic-jam: Sep 23, 2007, 8:01:48 AM
thanks for the favorite!

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~Eyeball32000:iconEyeball32000: Sep 21, 2007, 5:08:58 PM
Thanks for the fav and watch :D... I have family in New Castle... small world, eh?

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